Happy Birthday, Scarlett Johansson!

Scarlett Johansson turns 26 years old today and we're officially at a loss for what to get the actress. After all, she already possess two of the most meaningful items around:

1. A husband that looks like THIS.
2. A body that looks like THIS.

Therefore, we'll simply send our very best wishes to GQ's Babe of the Year and encourage readers to do the same. Ogle the photos below of this curvy beauty and try not to get any drool on your shirt, fellas...