Insane Producer Swears: Michael Jackson is ALIVE!!!

Music producer Teddy Riley has serious issues ... with the fact that people just ASSUME Michael Jackson is dead. Come on, people, it's a conspiracy!
Riley, who worked with MJ all the way to the end - or WAS it the end?! - has reignited a conspiracy theory after Tweeting that he believes he's alive.
Where is he? How would he possibly live in secret even if he did fake his own death successfully? Why would he abandon his kids? Not explained.

Wherever Michael Jackson is, Teddy Riley wishes him the best.

Riley worked with MJ on his Dangerous album and produced the (possibly) late singer's controversial song "Breaking News" on his upcoming Sony album.
Riley wrote, "If people can think Elvis is still alive why the F#*@ I cant [sic] think Michael is still alive." Truly, no one can argue that kind of sage wisdom.
A fan then wrote to him: "Akon said he believes Michael is in hiding and will be coming back one day. Im curious to know what ya think bout that."
His take: "AKON IS MY FRIEND AND WE THINK ALIKE." Enough said.

A Royal Wedding Date: Coming Soon!

A few days after their engagement was made official, more details and rumors are coming out regarding the wedding of Prince William and Kate Middleton.
For example: Phillipa Lepley is the leading candidate to design Kate's dress.
But the most pressing question of all remains unanswered: When will these two walk down the royal, expensive aisle?

No date has been announced, but multiple sources confirm there's a good chance the nuptials take place in late April.

"There is a date they have in mind, and it's a case of working it out with the relevant parties," a spokesman said.

But why April? A couple of reasons stand out:

1. It would be well ahead of polo season, a sport in which William participates.
2. It would take place after Easter and the preceding period of Lent, which the Queen seriously observes.

As for Middleton's life these days, she continues to meet with senior staffers. They're helping her settle into the unique, specialized atmosphere or royal life/protocol. Says an insider, making a major understatement:
"She will have all sorts of preparations in the run-up to the wedding."

Princess Snooki Celebrates Birthday in Style

Snooki from Jersey Shore turns 23 tomorrow, but like fellow November 23 birthday girl Miley Cyrus, she got the party underway early over the weekend.
Unlike Miley's birthday party, Lifestyles condoms sponsored it.
Between sucking face with JWoww, enjoying an intimate dinner for two with boyfriend Jionni LaValle and dressing up like a princess ... it was AWESOME.
Check out some photos from this unforgettable night ...

 

Meet Avan Jogia: Who is Miley Cyrus' Boyfriend?

That's it, we're calling it: Avan Jogia is officially Miley Cyrus' new boyfriend.
This may have been questionable when initial reports simply said the pair had been spotted out a couple times. But that was definitely Jogia making out with Miley at her birthday party over the weekend, as the photo on the bottom left was taken of the young actor at the bash:

Are you looking at Miley's new man? [Photos: Pacific Coast News, Getty]

So, who is Avan Jogia? A primer:

• He was born in Vancouver.
• He first recurred on three episodes of The CW's Aliens in America.
• He starred on Caprica, SyFy's follow-up to Battlestar Galactica, as the character of Ben Stark.
• He currently appears as Beck Oliver on Nickelodeon's Victorious.
• His full name is Avan Tudor Jogia.
• He's an Aquarius.

What the Heck is Willow Smith Wearing?!?

In a recent interview with W Magazine, Willow Smith says she can't do anything without her mother's permission.
Therefore, we'll direct this question at Jada Pinkett Smith: What the heck were you thinking letting your 10-year old daughter out of the house in this outfit?!?
The singing sensation attended last night's American Music Awards with her family and showed up in an ensemble that can only be described as uglier than Michael Lohan's attempts to capitalize off his daughter. But, hey, at least this isn't the most embarrassing piece of news concerning someone named Willow to come out today...

What do you think? Willow Smith's outfit is...

Clinton Yunker: Dating Amber Portwood!

Fresh off being served with felony battery charges, and having temporarily lost her baby because her life is in such disarray, Amber Portwood is dating again.
Clinton Yunker is the name of the brave soul willing to go there, and he's described by Hollywood Life as "a young dad, a drinker, and an MMA fighter."
Good thing, too, because when you're in a relationship with Amber Portwood, you tend to receive a beatdown every so often. Just ask Gary Shirley.

YUNKER IN HER TRUNK: Clinton is Amber's new baggage.

After plowing through a slew of young men in Anderson, Ind., Amber has zeroed in on Yunker, himself the father of a two-year-old daughter. Will it last?
Well the mixed martial arts fighter is nicknamed “Daddy Long Legs,” he's been in four official bouts, and according to these photos, enjoys Budweiser.
In short, we have no effing clue. But if fighting and drinking are two of his pastimes, he may have found his soul mate in Amber Portwood. Sorry Gary.

Jessica Simpson Pregnant? Nah, Just Sick

Can't people give Jessica Simpson some credit?
From the moment she got engaged to Eric Johnson, rumors began flying that she bought her own ring and is only trying to keep up with Nick Lachey.
Then, peeps assumed she must be knocked up, a story gaining traction today when she appeared on The Early Show and admitted booting earlier.

Jessica Simpson is not with child. Just with the flu.

Talking to CBS' Harry Smith, she admitted throwing up right before the interview: "I've had better mornings, I admit. I won't let you smell my breath."
It turns out it was just the flu, however. A source close to the newly engaged singer says "She's not pregnant." Explains the insider: "She was just sick."
So, there you go. Her breath is awful, but she's very happy and can't stop gushing over the proposal by Eric Johnson, who loves her anyway. The end.