LeAnn Rimes is engaged.....!!

Struggling to erase that scarlet letter off her forehead, it sounds like LeAnn Rimes will be living in sin no more. Well, less sin. She’s engaged to her boyfriend of over a year, Dean Cibrian, a source tells E!. See ladies–he WILL leave his wife for you! They didn’t get engaged over Halloween, when Eddie posted a pic on Twitter of himself on bended knee in front of a wagon reading “White Chapel Asylum” with “lunatic” written across it in blood. Leann wrote on Twitter the next day that they “were having a little fun.” Of course that was just for fun! The blood-splattered messages at their wedding will be done in calligraphy. Before this news came out, the woman Eddie left for LeAnn, his ex-wife Brandi Glanville, told that new View-copy The Talk on Thursday she wants to have a face-to-face with Leann. Brandi was shocked when Eddie and Leann were busted having an affair last year after filming the Nora Roberts TV movie Northern Lights. “My marriage–in my head–was not in trouble,” she said. Well, it’s probably best Brandi and Leann get everything out on the table now, so Leann knows what to expect when the priest says, “Speak now or forever hold your piece.” Just to get through her pilates, Brandi has been driven to drink three or four glasses of wine per day. She was then busted for DUI last week. She says loneliness has led her to this tragic new tipsy lifestyle. In light of this reported engagement, I expect Brandi will be spending the night leaning on her dear friend Maria Christina, either that or leaning over her dear friend the porcelain god in the loo. Breakups suck, she’lll get over it. But LeAnn and Dean, congratulations. We wish you all the best until you…cheat on each other as well. Come on now….two cheaters getting engaged? What do YOU think is going to happen. We expect to announce their arrival in splitsville in 2-5. Stay tuned.

Denise Richards just says no to the press.....

And here we see Denise Richards and her gorgeous daughters Sam and Lola participating in the Best Friends Animal Society Adop-tion event at the La Brea Tar Pits in Los Angeles this week. And by all looks and accounts, she is not just looking but acting the model mom for her darling daughters. After following her through “It’s Complicated” we learned a little more about Denise Richards, and her relationship with former husband Charlie Sheen. Now that Charlie Sheen has hit the headlines again with his crazier than crazy antics, Denise Richards is proving to the world how to be a big name in Hollywood, and still maintain the dignity and grace that every divorce deserves. Yes she is quite the model mom and ex-wife, contrary to her frequent criticism. What many people do not know however is that Denise Richards is in fact tied to the latest Charlie Sheen scandal, but she would rather maintain her class and just….not discuss it at all. Who can blame her? But Charlie may want to show some gratitude there, maybe even by forking over one of his $825,000 cheques from a Two And A Half Men to Denise Richards. His ex-wife and mother of his daughters Sam, 6, and Lola, 5, turned down over a million dollars to tell her side of what happened on that colourful night when police broke up Charlie’s naked, frothing, porn-star-terrorizing hotel party. “She has turned down Oprah and lots of other media offers that want her to reveal the truth,” a source tells PopEater. Denise and her daughters were staying on the same floor as Charlie at the Plaza Hotel during his freak out. She made it to Howard Stern as part of a pre-booked publicity push for her new Spike TV series Blue Mountain State, but would only say, “it’s been a very eventful trip.” Well, they did see Mary Poppins. Has Denise Richards been abducted and replaced by an alien? This is not the same woman who dragged her kids to a million celebrity photo opps and made them hug her for the cameras on her reality show It’s Complicated. “I have a lot of faith in my ex,” she told the Today show in the wake of Charlie’s meltdown. That’s a lot of patience towards a man who, for example, brought a porn star to dinner and wielded a knife to his wife on Christmas Day. We like the new Denise and even think we are starting to have some respect for this alien!

the world mourns for lily allen........

We are seeing Lily Allen dressing down for her final performance at the Big Chill Festival before she put a kibosh on her career to be a mom for a little while and announced a five year break from music. Dressed in comfy pants, kooshy flat sneaks, and an oversized flannel top that doesn’t do much to hide her growing mummy tummy, Lily is in all her pregnant glory. And we can see just how darling and cute she looks as a mommy to be, and she is glowing with the pending happiness of motherhood as well. But, sadly enough, we have to report that this glow and this shine and this happiness we’ve been waiting for Lily for so long, has come to an end…at least for now. The 25-year-old singer lost her unborn child six months into the pregnancy last week, and was rushed back into hospital on Friday suffering from septicaemia, a form of blood poisoning. It started with the miscarriage, where she was rushed to the hospital, and she ended up back there just a few days later to find this pregnancy is sadly ending with some fairly serious health problems for Lily. Her publicist provided this official statement to The Sun:

“Lily Allen is back in hospital, where she is being treated for septicaemia. She is responding well to treatment and her condition continues to improve. Lily thanks everyone for their messages of support and again asks that she and partner Sam Cooper be left alone whilst she recovers.”

This is not the first time Lily has experienced this pain, in 2008 she lost a baby at four months and lost the relationship she was in simultaneously. We do know that she and Sam Cooper are stronger than ever relationship wise, and are glad to hear she has some tremendous support during this terrible time. Our thoughts and prayers of healing and strength go to Lily Allen and Sam Cooper at this time. We EAGERLY await good news and smiles for Lily as soon as she is feeling better, and on the mend. We love you Lily!

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are bankrupt, shocking.....!!

Well if these two weren’t the fakest couple in Hollywood then I don’t know who is. You almost want to say they deserve an award of some sort for being such big fakers, but…who wants to reward liars? Here is Heidi Montag putting on a stellar performance with “divorce papers” in hand at a Santa Monica courthouse. And it was only months after this event where she and Spencer came public about the fact that this divorce was a huge sham. And now well….it looks like these kids have some money problems on their hands. Shocking, we know. The couple – who recently rekindled their relationship after a fake separation in April – have squandered their $10 million fortune on renting a $35,000-a-month Malibu home, wasting $3 million on Heidi’s failed music career, six cars, private jets and the blonde beauty’s cosmetic surgery and are now faced with a $2 million tax bill they are unable to pay. Spencer said:

“We were immature, worrying too much about the famous part instead of the actual business part. In hindsight, we shouldn’t have spent any of our money. We should have been low-key and saved. We spoke with a bankruptcy attorney and I’ve looked into unemployment check.”

The pair have been left homeless and are now living in a studio apartment in the grounds of Spencer’s parents’ home. Spencer admitted to Life and Style magazine:

“I feel like I’m 14 years old again. My parents are my lifeline.” Heidi added: “Spencer’s parents go to the grocery store for us once a week and that’s all we get.”

Heidi admitted she even considered stripping for Playboy magazine before her husband’s parents gave them somewhere to live. She said: “At our lowest point, I considered posing for nude pictures in Playboy.” The pair blame their downturn in fortunes due the their reality TV show ‘The Hills’ suddenly being cancelled after four seasons, with the final series being shortened from 20 episodes to 10. Spencer explained: “We thought ‘The Hills’ was going to be like ’90210′ and we’d have another five to 10 years.

“The ratings were consistent. But we never saw ‘Jersey Shore’ coming. Before, TV audiences were fine with seeing us all argue, but now they want you to punch one another in the face and hook up with three different people. Our cast was a bit boring and snoozeworthy in comparison. No wonder we got cancelled.”

Despite their struggles, the couple insist they are not seeking sympathy. Spencer said: “We don’t want sympathy. We did this to ourselves and feel like idiots. But we’ve grown up and are definitely not as naive anymore.” At this point, it’s really….like REALLY…hard to believe a thing that either of them say. But if Spencer Pratt finally feels like the idiot that he is…well then, a little bankruptcy goes a long way.

Angelina Jolie Covers Vogue, Gushes About Brad Pitt

Angelina Jolie looks stunning on the cover of Vogue’s December 2010 issue, and inside, gushes over Brad Pitt and raising six kids with the star.
The Tourist star calls her partner “extremely handsome and the most sexy,” but says she’s most in love with him when he’s with their children.
For a movie star, that's a remarkably down-to-earth statement. Maybe she's nothing like the control freak drug fiend the tabloids say she is ...

Angelina Jolie in the December issue of Vogue.

Other highlights from the interview ...

• At age 6, Pax is a better cook than Ange (per Ange)
• Maddox encourages ger when she makes breakfast
• Shiloh found and wanted to keep a dead bird as a pet
• She has a permanent wire tap on Jennifer Aniston
• They have a bulldog named Jacques and nannies who speak Vietnamese and Cambodian, the native tongues of Pax and Maddox, respectively

Just kidding about the fourth bullet point above. Just making sure you're still here. Basically, she's supermom and a super individual, as evidenced by all her trips to Pakistan, Haiti and anywhere there's a humanitarian crisis. Eat it, haters!

Courteney Cox and David arquette may not be so over after all

David Arquette is spotted here enjoying his “separation” from wife Courteney Cox, as he hits the Las Palmas Lounge for his nightly entertainment. And though by all looks and accounts he is enjoying the single life, it sounds like the he said/she said thing that has been happening with David, Courteney, and Howard Stern may come to an end. It sounds like they are putting a quasi-retraction on the end of their marriage. Or something. Do these folks need the publicity? Or are they just….really not sure. We aren’t either, but this is the latest news that their trip to divorce court may not actually happen after all. But it is confirmed that Courteney Cox and David Arquette are putting the brakes on their trip to splitsville. “I don’t know what will happen, but this is not like we’re getting divorced,” Courteney told TV Week. Married people staying together in Hollywood? That doesn’t sound right. And more importantly, do David’s girlfriends know this? Courteney isn’t listening to THAT. She told TV Week:

“This is a separation and I think that takes a lot of courage.”

Courteney and David announced last month that they had been separated for a few months, but they’ve continued to see each other. They were both with their six-year-old daughter Coco at her horse show on October 17, and were planning to take her trick-or-treating as of yesterday. That might be what David Arquette was talking about when he poured his heart out to Howard Stern (again) last week.

“We gotta kind of make this separation more separate. It’s just not so easy to communicate.”

Even though he said Courteney was “pissed” that he had spoken to Howard Stern about their split, Courteney wasn’t bitter. In her interview with TV Week she said:

“[David] is a kook. It’s not shocking and Howard Stern, he loves him, and I’m a fan of Howard Stern… David is an entertainer and I’m sure the people who listen to the radio are entertained by his stories.”

It’s like she’s in my head! Luckily for the Cox-Arquettes, they have Her Royal Highness of dumpsville, Miss Jennifer Aniston, to guide them. “It’s funny, a lot of really close friends are kind of going through this right now,” Courteney, whose friend Laura Dern is also divorcing her husband of five years Ben Harper, told TV Week. “Or like Jennifer [who] has gone through it. I don’t know what’s going on in the planets or what, but things are being shaken up and I don’t know what’s going to happen, but, yeah, Jennifer has been amazing for sure.” It would be encouraging for Courteney and David to be that rare celebrity couple that actually does get back together. It would make living through them vicariously just that much more satisfying. But Courteney wants David to grow up, and considering he’s hanging out at 90210 stars Jessica Stroup and Shenae Grimes’ birthday party, I’m thinking he’s not quite there yet. We expect this one to take a few more steps before they reach the Ross/Rachel we are soooooo over. If they do, we are secretly hoping they don’t. Somebody’s gotta stay married in that town!

Is Jessica Simpson Having Divorcees Remorse......????

Well, we have certainly seen Jessica Simpson in a lot of moods since her divorce from Nick Lachey, which was followed by about twelve breakups with Player Mayer, a heartbreak from heartthrob Tony Romo, and the list goes on. So, for some, it may be difficult to guess what exactly is causing the sad look on Jessica’s face this time. Here she is proving just how healthy her relationship with former husband Nick Lachey really is, as she was spotted here in the car after leaving Red O restaurant from a night of dining…with ex husband Nick Lachey and his new fiancée Vanessa Minnilo. While those of us in reality land have seen this coming for some time, for Jessica, it was quite the nail on the marriage coffin and her face says it all. And if you can’t guess what she is thinking, her “people” and our friend “Close Source” have all the juice. The official word is that Jessica is “deeply saddened” by ex-husband Nick Lachey’s engagement. The blonde beauty is said to be upset her former spouse – who she married in October 2002 – has proposed to current partner Vanessa Minnillo, who he started dating just months after his divorce from the ‘Dukes of Hazard’ star was finalized in 2006. A source close to Jessica – who famously vowed to stay a virgin until she got married – said:

“Even though Jessica wants to be happy for Nick, this is a very difficult time for her. Nick was the love of her life then and he was her first, so she will always have a very special place in her heart for him. She’s deeply saddened.”

According to friends of Nick – who briefly separated from Vanessa last summer before the pair reconciled – the singer had not planned to marry again after being hurt so badly from his union with Jessica, but finally feels secure in his relationship with the actress. One insider told gossip website PopEater: “Nick knows what it’s like to lose someone that you love and wasn’t going to let it happen again.

“He never thought he would ever get married again after Jessica broke his heart. He never thought he would ever allow himself to be vulnerable again, but after dating for a long time he trusts Vanessa and knows she’s the girl he wants to spend the rest of his life with.”

We aren’t too sure how reputable this Close Source is, given this would be the first time we’ve ever heard Nick claiming a broken heart at the hands of Simpson, but hey, he has feelings too. For Vanessa apparently. We wish them nothing but the best, and a little hug for Jessica as she moves on. That’s right sweetie, not many people on this planet actually stay with “the first” so move on sweetheart, live life like the rest of us for a while.